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nerdy Oh hi! And welcome to the awards entry
The awards entry nominates people and animals for doing mediocre things IN mediocre categories!
And by people and animals---I mean me...and my group of friends.
Read this. Or I'll gas you!
So have fun, outsiders! Have fun.
The Steph and Steve Award For Cutest Friggin Couple Ever!
1. Steve and Steph.
2. Eric and Jerry.
3. Phil and Steve.
4. Karen and Naruto.
5. Xena and Lassie.
The "Holy Fuck There's a Hole In His Chest!" Award For Most Hilarious Animal Death!
1. Jerry's Nameless Bird #1 (Mauled by a cat.)
2. Jerry's Nameless Bird #2 (Mauled by a cat...then a dog.)
3. Eric's dog Ace. (Swallowed a plastic bag. Though that happened last year...and she's still alive.)
4. Jerry's cat Fiji. (About a
week after he went missing my brother asked me if I knew where he was.
I said no. Haven't heard from him since!)
5. Steph's mice, Jerry and Eric. (Though their names aren't actually Jerry and Eric, I like to pretend they are! Oh, they're still alive, too. Oops.)
The "Hey, we don't hate you!" Award For Favorite Newest Group Member!
1. Karen.
2. Um.
3. Er.
4. Heh.
5. Karen.
The "Guys, how gay is out list?" Award For Favorite Activity On The List Of Things To Do That Was Created By Karen And Phil!
1. The Zoo.
2. The Graveyard.
3. Scary Movie Fest.
4. Anime Fest.
5. Giant group fight in which
everyone would simultaneously attack me after I threw the first punch.
(Girls aren't invited--because girls can't fight, and they would win.)
The "Reason Why Jerry and Eric Go To The Commons So Much" Award.
1. "You guys just go for attention!"
2. "Oh COME on! The only reason you go is so all the little 14 year old will scream "Jerrrrrrrrrrry! Errrrrrrriiiiiiiic!"
3. "Do you guys have anything BETTER to do?"
4. "You're only going to the Commons so you can show off your stupid new outfit!"
5. "You guys are gay."
The "Which Mystical Creature Do We Want To See Steph With?" Award!
1. Unicorn!
2. Neopet!
3. Inuyasha!
4. Evaporating Wolf!
5. Ponies!
The Award For The Phase Everyone Hopes Will Die, Along With The Creator Of Said Phase.
1. Eric and I quoting Sass. Especially during Sass.
2. Use of the word "Chansy."
3. GROSS re-arrangement of the tape on the hood of my car.
4. Conjunctivitis.
5. The uh...the commons.
The "Goddamnit, I'm attractive" Award For Physical Features and Change.
1. The Unexplained De-fattening, and Re-attractive-a-fying of Eric and Jerry
2. The Builtness of Steve.
3. The non-pink-hair-ness of Steph.
4. The Gentlemanly handsomeness of Phil.
5. Karen's ability to smell like sugary food items.
July 24 2005, 00:41:34 UTC 6 years ago
July 24 2005, 01:00:25 UTC 6 years ago
and yeah, yeah we did make that list! wooo
July 24 2005, 01:01:56 UTC 6 years ago
He isn't real....
Besides, Sasuke is way more attractive.
July 24 2005, 18:45:19 UTC 6 years ago
July 24 2005, 18:45:33 UTC 6 years ago
July 24 2005, 18:45:55 UTC 6 years ago
July 24 2005, 02:36:01 UTC 6 years ago
Secondly, Karen, you made a list with Steph before you made one with me? You...you skank!
July 24 2005, 20:09:39 UTC 6 years ago
Psh, you're just jealous.
..... and I'm not a skank
July 24 2005, 19:34:33 UTC 6 years ago
oh, sweet
July 24 2005, 20:27:10 UTC 6 years ago